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Gone Fishin’ – A Mrs. Friedly Halloween Story

Here’s another old story about the delightful Mrs. Friedly!

If you like these stories, now would be a great time to order my new collection of horror tales, A PASSAGE IN BLACK AND OTHER STORIES. Everybody loves spooky stories on Halloween!

GONE FISHIN’

“Another year,” Mrs. Friedly piped, “another Halloween Festival!”

The Elk Ridge Community Center was decorated with paper jack o’lanterns, dancing skeletons, and dozens of orange and black streamers. Children in costume—goblins and witches, vampires and ghouls, princesses and ninjas—scurried around the large chamber, and their laughter and squeals formed a constant din.

Mrs. Friedly clucked her tongue as she watched the children. Maybe she was old-fashioned, but some of the costumes just didn’t seem very… Halloweeny… to her. Ghouls and ghosts and monsters—those were fine. But the princesses and cowboys and monkeys just didn’t seem to fit the spirit of the occasion. Halloween, as the elderly woman saw it, was supposed to be a spooky night.

What on earth, she thought, is a ninja anyway?

The festivities were in full swing. Music swelled as a group of older children (and more than a few parents) took part in a cake walk. Screams and giggles rose from the make-shift haunted house the local Industrial Arts club was putting on behind the curtain on the auditorium stage. Groups of kids were playing Pass the Pumpkin and Candy Corn Catch. All around the perimeter of the massive chamber were small booths featuring all sorts of attractions and games. Fortune tellers, face painting, apple bobbing—there was something for everyone. There was even a kissing booth, sponsored by the Elk Ridge High School cheerleaders, and the line of teenage boys waiting for a smooch was impressive.

A pudgy little boy approached Mrs. Friedly’s booth.

“What’s this all about?” he asked.

Mrs. Friedly looked the boy over in disappointment. His only attempt to get into the spirit of Halloween was to wear a t-shirt that read, “This IS my costume!” Still, she forced a sweet smile.

“This is the fish pond.” She motioned to the curtain wall behind her. The curtain was decorated with dozens of swimming fish, many with sharp, fearsome-looking teeth. “You cast a line over the curtain and fish for a prize.”

“What kind of prize?”

Mrs. Friedly eyed the boys round belly and smiled. “Usually something good to eat!”

“I’ll give it a try,” the boy said.

Mrs. Friedly giggled happily. “Oh, goody!”

The boy looked around the booth. His brow furrowed. “Where are the fishing poles?”

Just then, he noticed something large moving behind the curtain. It was the shape and size of a gorilla, but the head was misshapen and covered in what might have been wriggling snakes. The grotesque figure made awful grunting sounds as it approached.

“W-what’s that?” the boy asked.

He had his answer soon enough. The shadowy figure moved behind the curtain. A fishing line dropped down next to Mrs. Friedly. At the end of the line was a large, rusty hook. Mrs. Friedly grabbed the hook. Without a second’s hesitation, she flicked her wrist and drove the hook through the flesh of the boy’s mouth.

The boy screeched and trembled, pulled at the hook and flailed.

Mrs. Friedly looked around. No one else seemed to notice.

The elderly woman gave the fishing line two quick tugs. The line was quickly retracted, and the little boy was hoisted up. He vanished over the top of the curtain. The last Mrs. Friedly saw of him was his kicking legs flopping over the edge.

Mrs. Friedly smiled and hummed to herself as she waited for her next customer. Within a few minutes, she saw a princess walking her way, and she felt a little rush of Halloween excitement.

End

Posted by cullenbunn on October 16, 2017  /   Posted in Feature, Fiction

First Review of A PASSAGE IN BLACK!

My collection of short stories–A PASSAGE IN BLACK AND OTHER STORIES–will be available tomorrow! It’s a great collection of stories to help you celebrate the most spooky time of the year (any time of the year, actually). The first review of the book was posted on horror-writers.com, and the reviewer had some nice things to say!

“No matter your brand of horror, there are stories that you will enjoy.”

“…this was the absolute best work I have read since launching the column.”

“This is a must own for any real horror fan.”

“Rating: 5 out of 5 (actually, can I give a 6 out of 5?)”

Check out the entire review here: http://www.horror-writers.com/papercuts-a-passage-in-black/ and make sure to order the book tomorrow!

Trade Paperback; $18 398 Pages Cover by Tim Mayer Available at Amazon and OmahaBound.com

Trade Paperback; $18 398 Pages Cover by Tim Mayer Available at Amazon and OmahaBound.com

 

Posted by cullenbunn on October 05, 2017  /   Posted in Feature, Fiction

REGRESSION is Coming Soon in Trade Paperback!

The first collected volume of my horror series REGRESSION will be hitting the stands soon! You should pre-order it now!

From the official press release:

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Celebrated horror writer Cullen Bunn (Harrow County, The Damned), artist Danny Luckert (Haunted), and colorist Marie Enger (Pistolwhip, 2 Sisters) will release REGRESSION, VOL. 1: WAY DOWN DEEP this November from Image Comics. This trade paperback will collect issues #1-5 of the mind-bending horror series.

Plagued by ghastly waking nightmares, Adrian reluctantly agrees to past-life regression hypnotherapy. As his consciousness is cast back through time, Adrian witnesses a scene of horrific debauchery and diabolism. Waking, he is more unsettled than before, and with good reason—something has followed him back. Adrian descends into a world of occult conspiracy, mystery, reincarnation, and insanity from which there is no escape.

“My father was a professional hypnotist,” said Bunn. “While his on-stage performances centered around humor, he conducted past life regressions for select groups. I witnessed several of these regressions, and each one was surreal and eerie in its own way. Subjects described different times and places in vivid detail. They spoke with unusual accents. They spoke languages they had never (to our knowledge) studied. The most bizarre occurrences were the regressions which resulted in a completely silent subject.

“To me, it seemed that either they were a genuine ‘new soul,’ or whatever they saw in their past was too horrific to so much as utter,” continued Bunn. “This story is designed to conjure that same sense of unease and horror.”

REGRESSION, VOL. 1: WAY DOWN DEEP (Diamond code: MAR178446, ISBN: 978-1-5343-0337-9) hits comic book stores Wednesday, November 15th. The final order cutoff deadline for comics retailers is Monday, October 9th.

It will be available in bookstores on Tuesday, November 21st and can be preordered via Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indiebound, and Indigo.

Select praise for REGRESSION:  

“Bunn, Luckert and Enger have created a real page-turner: frightening, engrossing, and clever. A must-read for horror fans.” —Steve Niles (30 Days of Night)

“REGRESSION is creepy, disgusting, and awesome. Just like Cullen.” —Jeff Lemire (ROYAL CITY, A.D.: AFTER DEATH, DESCENDER)

“This may well be the best new horror series out there.” —Nerdist   “REGRESSION will get under your skin. It will shake you to your core. This is a damn scary comic.” —Horror Talk

“The team on this book is perfect, and this is consistently one of the best horror comics on the rack.” —Comicosity

“REGRESSION is certainly for older, more seasoned horror fans who appreciate the ‘body horror’ of Cronenberg’s films and comics such as Alan Moore’s Providence which challenge, horrify, disgust, and entice the reader all at once. Because of this combination, it is one of the best horror comics to debut in years.” —Horror News Network –

Posted by cullenbunn on October 04, 2017  /   Posted in Comics, Feature

Keep Away From Pumpkinhead

Keep away from Pumpkinhead,
Unless you’re tired of living,
His enemies are mostly dead,
He’s mean and unforgiving,
Laugh at him and you’re undone,
But in some dreadful fashion,
Vengeance, he considers fun,
And plans it with a passion,
Time will not erase or blot,
A plot that he has brewing,
It’s when you think that he’s forgot,
He’ll conjure your undoing,
Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won’t protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead!

–Poem by Ed Justin

It seems appropriate for the month of October that Dynamite Comics has announced that I’ll be writing the PUMPKINHEAD comic book series! I’ll admit, when I heard that Dynamite had acquired the rights to do this book, I immediately contacted them asking to pitch for the series. Good ol’ Pumpkinhead may be my favorite movie monster, and I’ve always had the urge to add my own spin to his story.

As I said in the official Dynamite press release:

“I watched PUMPKINHEAD on opening night in a little two-screen movie theater outside Berkeley Mall in Goldsboro, North Carolina,” says writer Cullen Bunn. “To say it helped cement my love of horror (and, in particular, ‘rural horror’, which I write a lot of these days) would be an understatement. I can recite the poem from memory. I even play the soundtrack while writing my own stories. The pacing, the eeriness of the setting, the interplay of weird light and shadow. These are all elements I hope to capture in the comic. As a longtime fan of horror, I hold this movie in high regard, and I couldn’t be more thrilled to be contributing to the backwoods mythos of Haggis and Bunt Wallace and the Demon of Vengeance his own self.”

The book hits the stands in February! Stay tuned for updates! If you’re a fan of the monster–or of horror in general–you’ll like what I’m cooking up!

And check out the amazing cover art by Kelley Jones!

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Posted by cullenbunn on October 03, 2017  /   Posted in Comics, Feature

A Passage in Black & Other Stories

I’m very excited to announce that a new collection of my short fiction will be published by Omahabound, both in a lovely trade paperback and a very limited hardcover edition. This massive tome collects 27 stories, ranging from the absurd to the cosmically horrific. The stories are illustrated by Tim Mayer. Tim also did the cover of the trade paperback, while Tyler Crook did the cover of the limited edition.

From the official press release:

OMAHABOUND PUBLISHES CULLEN BUNN’S A PASSAGE IN BLACK & OTHER STORIES.

About the Collection: 

A Passage in Black & Other Stories collects 27 stories; 8 never-before published and 19 only released in small press. Accompanying the stories are 23 illustrations by illustrator Tim Mayer. These stories are back-woods horror, creepy, and terrifying tales that only Cullen Bunn could tell!

Also available is a Special Edition Hardcover (with cover art by Tyler Crook) limited to 100 copies, available only through OmahaBound.

About Cullen Bunn:

Cullen Bunn is best known as the writer of graphic novels and comic books for Oni Press, Dark Horse, Marvel Comics, DC, Boom! Entertainment, Image Comics, and Aftershock! Comics.

He also wrote the middle reader horror novel, Crooked Hills.

About Tim Mayer: 

Tim is a freelance illustrator whose credits include Prophetica, The Anywhere Man, and Oldguy: Superhero. He has also designed book covers for The Surface series and Midnight Circus.

About OmahaBound: 

OmahaBound produces and showcases distinct work in the comic book and related fields through publishing, events, and supporting local and independent creators. Visit OmahaBound.com for more information and to see other projects.

A PASSAGE IN BLACK & OTHER STORIES AVAILABLE OCTOBER 6, 2017.

The trade paperback will be $18, 398 pages, Cover and Interior Illustrations by Tim Mayer. Available on Amazon and at OmahaBound.com.

The Special Edition Hard Cover will be $100, Limited to 100 copies, Cover by Tyler Crook, Interior Illustrations by Tim Mayer. Available at OmahaBound.com

Posted by cullenbunn on September 07, 2017  /   Posted in Feature
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